INVESTING ADVICE FROM THE ONION
Stocks rallied on Wall Street today. And The Onion's only just published their "Smart Stock-Market Investing" guide. Coincidence? I think not. Among their hot tips: "Wait until stocks are just about to soar in value, then buy lots of them. When they've gone as high as they're going to go, sell them all." ... "If at all possible, start out with $80 million. This will reduce both the pressure on you and the risks involved." ... "Invest in your friends' band. They rock."
- posted by Amy @ 12/05/2001 10:18:00 PM